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Someone is finally interested enough in my work to interview me! God, I hope I don’t sound like an ass!

She walks in with her “I support PBS” tote bag on her right shoulder and a smug smile.

I would be totally smug if I won a Pulitzer like her. Ack, she’s my idol!!!

“So, let’s get started…” she says all grins and pomp.

“What were you thinking when you did the Charlottesville Naked Lady karaoke Youtube pieces?”

Uh-oh. I mutter something off the cuff about women in advertising, the beautiful but ugly, and pop culture.

I don’t think she bought it.

The rest of the interview sucks.

I think about setting fire to her tote.