One night, an Elephant and a Donkey found themselves roommates in Heaven.
“Fancy meeting you here,” they both stuttered in surprise and dismay.
“Oh Universe, how will I sleep with him stomping around like he owns everything–like he’s a Colossus?” thought the Donkey.
“Oh Jesus, how will I sleep with his constant braying about things of unimportance?” thought the Elephant.
They smiled at each other nervously.
And, as they looked around at the white, small room with no doors nor windows, they realized they might not be in Heaven after all.
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thank you for the mention! :)
Maybe it IS heaven, and they’ll have to learn to make do.
maybe. :)
I must say, I have just browsed most of your blog and fallen a little bit in love with your writing style…mostly, I must admit, because it confuddles me to no end. Thank you very much.
hurrah for confuddlement. :)
Super funny! Thanks for the laugh. Needing a bit more of that this morning than usual.
i am glad it made you chuckle, and i hope more humor finds its way to you this a.m. :)
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thank you for the mention!
Metalol – love it!!! :o)
:)
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Keep it up and I’m going to deem you the Flannery O’Connor of flash fiction. Or, in this case, the Aesop.
yahoo!
keep it up :D
You are quite skilled at the kicker (closing line). I enjoyed that thoroughly.
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